2You won’t find a lab like this one anywhere

They “taste everything here” – some just go that extra mile to analyse… uhhh… stuff
3Lock up your kids

Today’s menu includes ‘child beer’ and the stronger version of it… called… ‘child beer strong. It might be better steering well clear and staying sober this time!
5Spelling bee

I think the A* student who wrote this sign possible made stop first to Number 3 on this list!
6Tesco! Beat this!!!

Get as supermarket to beat this offer! Desi’s always find a way to do things bigger than the last guy.